Introducing la Belle’s summer specialities. Join us for a new season of light bites and mouthwatering delights on our terrace under the trees in Constantia.

Available daily from 12pm.

Specialities include a 300g aged sirloin topped with garlic prawns or our take on the classic pork chop milanese. Choose from our 2 and 3-course set menus, with a choice of beef carpaccio, grilled white fish and many more. Expect your favourite summer classics with a Blanko twist.

Available daily from 12pm.

Renowned and award-winning funnyman, Alan Committie, returns to Theatre on the Bay for his annual brand new stand up offering as he reflects on the year that was.

From 18 December – 8 February at Theatre On The Bay!

In Comedy Gold, Committie will once again award comedy medals to all the quibbles, foibles, outrageous inconsistencies and multiple inefficiencies that make up modern living in 2024.

From elections and appalling selections, though Airbnbs and neighbourhood Whatsapp groups but never ignoring Olympic shenanigans and dieticians, this show will be filled with all the customary wordplay, physical hi-jinx and surreal detours into fresh perspectives that you associate with this jester.

Also: a flipchart. Always.

Although not a trained athlete in the traditional sense, Committie is a highly respected and well regarded member of the Lower Bergvliet Amateur Association 7th team badminton squad (reserves).

And doesn’t eat carbs on a Tuesday.

Did I mention there will be flipchart?

The show is coached by Chris Weare who may or may not be on a course of steroids but never for the reason you guessed.

Bookings at Webtickets or the Theatre On The Bay box-office (021) 438-3301.

For only R185 you get:

Beef dripping popcorn, 200g grass-fed flat iron steak, fresh summer salad and a salted caramel ice cream.

Available for sit down dining only. Monday – Sunday lunch and dinner.

We’ve launched our new Mole, and trust us—you’re going to want to taste this. Along with the Mole, we’re unveiling our new Street Food Menu, bringing bold, authentic flavours to the table.

SET MENU - R499

Antipasti:
Bruschetta Potato Focaccia, culatello, blistered tomato, basil
Chargrilled Melanzane, tomato salsa, basil, parmesan

Pasta:
Tortelli, Coal roasted tomato, burratina, black truffle, (served luke warm) (egg)
Pacchero, confit garlic, lemon butter, mussels fried kale (semolina)
Pappardelle alla Teramana – fried meatballs, parsley shoots (egg)
Signature Carbonara by Luciano Monosilio (semolina)

Dolci:
Vanila and Campari roulade, dark chocolate ricotta cream, flambeed grapefruit

ladies, say hi women’s wednesdays 

• valid between 7pm and 10pm for ladies only
• half price on all classic cocktails

wednesdays will never be the same 

We are proud to announce our new Sunday roast at The Lord Milner Hotel. Everyone welcome, so bring your friends and family! 

we know you guys love the one with the paintbrush, so we’re adding some new flavours to the mix so you can choose your favourite.

• valid between 7pm - 10pm
• R100 per cocktail or R250 for all three flavours

we’ll be changing the flavours regularly to keep you at the edge of your seat. you know that’s how we roll.

you don’t want to miss this! 

burger tuesdays - every tuesday!

valid between 5pm - 10pm | R140 for our burger and cocktail of the month

effective from 1 october so get those bookings in and start off october with a bang!